The Excellent Conversations with Dave
Jay:So did you try to mack with anyone last night?
Dave:i had sex with some girl i know from last year
Dave:haven't seen her in like a year tho
Dave:her name was erin
Dave:after i ditched her at the house she was like:
Dave:why are u going to ride the erin express all day you could have ridden it all night
Dave:haha
(Later, about a different girl we both happened to notice)
Dave:is that the girl that was playing beer pong?
Jay:Yeah
Dave:yea she was really good looking
Jay:Yeah she was
Dave:haha when i was playing beer pong on the other table i went up to her and was like yo we are on the same side of the table in beer pong
Dave:south side represent
Dave:then she pointed out we were on the east side
Dave:lol