The Excellent Conversations with Dave
| Jay: | So did you try to mack with anyone last night? |
| Dave: | i had sex with some girl i know from last year |
| Dave: | haven't seen her in like a year tho |
| Dave: | her name was erin |
| Dave: | after i ditched her at the house she was like: |
| Dave: | why are u going to ride the erin express all day you could have ridden it all night |
| Dave: | haha | (Later, about a different girl we both happened to notice) |
| Dave: | is that the girl that was playing beer pong? |
| Jay: | Yeah |
| Dave: | yea she was really good looking |
| Jay: | Yeah she was |
| Dave: | haha when i was playing beer pong on the other table i went up to her and was like yo we are on the same side of the table in beer pong |
| Dave: | south side represent |
| Dave: | then she pointed out we were on the east side |
| Dave: | lol |