At the Khyber last night with my good friend Emily, the following conversation ensued:
Me:...And basically that's how things have been with me lately.
Emily:Wow, this is really funny, but I tell my friends that always complain about their issues not to worry about it.
Me:Oh, uh... well I try to do the same -- I mean both not complain and tell others not to worry. Why is that, though?
Emily:Well, I tell them that their lives aren't that bad, because my friend Jay's luck is generally worse than theirs.
Me:...Right.